menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

(via dream-the-highest)

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crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

(via heyfunniest)

177,672 notes

byrongraffiti:

No I can seriously see this.

byrongraffiti:

No I can seriously see this.

(via coolstoryno)

9,979 notes

queen0fheartss:

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Oh ma goshhhh!!!! This needs to be everywhere !!!!!

(via coolstoryno)

16,542 notes

cartelgathering:

MY CHEST HURTS

cartelgathering:

MY CHEST HURTS

(via coolstoryno)

86,547 notes

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

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