menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

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crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"Iโ€™m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like itโ€™s wearing a turtle for a hat

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158,255 notes

byrongraffiti:

No I can seriously see this.

byrongraffiti:

No I can seriously see this.

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queen0fheartss:

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Oh ma goshhhh!!!! This needs to be everywhere !!!!!

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16,332 notes

cartelgathering:

MY CHEST HURTS

cartelgathering:

MY CHEST HURTS

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missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

missingkitsune:

"There there, Iโ€™m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* youโ€™re a good dog, good dog."

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hotboysofficial:

when someone tickles ur neck

image

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rp0077:

micasablumpkins:

the-unpopular-opinions:

i really hate seeing children at gay rallies. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to gay rallies by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in gay marriage. 

i really hate seeing children in churches. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to churches by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in a magic man in the sky who will send them to hell if they touch themselves or eat shrimp.

omg

rp0077:

micasablumpkins:

the-unpopular-opinions:

i really hate seeing children at gay rallies. in most cases, they donโ€™t understand what theyโ€™re doing and what theyโ€™re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to gay rallies by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in gay marriage.ย 

i really hate seeing children in churches. in most cases, they donโ€™t understand what theyโ€™re doing and what theyโ€™re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to churches by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in a magic man in the sky who will send them to hell if they touch themselves or eat shrimp.

omg

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