unamusedsloth:

Soo close…

unamusedsloth:

Soo close…

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chilled:

catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

imageimage

this couldn’t get any better

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carriehopefletcher:

regretisfortheliving:

bowtiesarecool4:

This is deep, man

one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon

I love this!

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unamusedsloth:

Big cat, small vacuum.

unamusedsloth:

Big cat, small vacuum.

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thatfunnyblog:

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

Funny Stuff you like?

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wakingupinbakerstreet:

stealingcheese:

what kind of guys get into equestrian?

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I CHOKED

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amp9ra:

louheart:

sadstagram:

YOUR BONES AND INSIDES HAVE NEVER SEEN SUNLIGHT  AND THEY PROBABLY NEVER WILL

unless you get brutally murdered and left outside to rot

image

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breakfastburritoe:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS

breakfastburritoe:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS

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akoyam:

ohmygil:

shintenbunshin:

literally nothing can ever top this

this is on a whole other level

secretly collecting ALL OF THESE.

akoyam:

ohmygil:

shintenbunshin:

literally nothing can ever top this

this is on a whole other level

secretly collecting ALL OF THESE.

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